Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
