if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
