You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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