i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Two words: blizzard sex
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
