I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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