You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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