Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize