i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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