Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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