true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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