i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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