it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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