3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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