I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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