david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You can make out without kissing
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