how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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