I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Acid is not a monday night drug
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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