can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize