just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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