Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
