Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Let's get the cat blown out
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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