Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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