ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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