This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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