Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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