well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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