I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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