Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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