this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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