It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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