Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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