so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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