All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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