I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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