One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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