so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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