My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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