So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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