Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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