Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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