It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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