So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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