Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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