jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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