the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
