Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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