Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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