I look better un-naked...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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