doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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