love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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