i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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