is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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