don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I don't think brook has ever known best
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
