we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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