i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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