Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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