yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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